Jan 22
This site is basically done.
I have shifted focus to my new site digitalprophet. Basically a sexier version of this site. Enjoy!
Sep 22
Maneatin Project
So this is how Bengals fans feel right now (approximately)
taylorbotv23: i just don’t want you to shoot someone in the face and have it be for naught
but if you think this is the right move; i’ll load the gun
1:19 PM me: well I respect marvin too much
anyway
taylorbotv23: also, can I please load the gun?
me: someone has to pay for running up the gut twice in a row in OT
taylorbotv23: true
me: against a real team
1:20 PM against THE team
taylorbotv23: on a positive note, we did well against a good team, maybe its not too late to turn this season around
me: 13-3 all the way
12-4
taylorbotv23: i’m still hoping for 10-6
me: that would be phenomenal
1:21 PM taylorbotv23: yeah, but our defense needs to step up
me: no
1:22 PM they are performing quite alright considering injuries and rookies
they can only hold the game so long
taylorbotv23: against NY off. and def. played decent
the previous two games, it was the off. that sucked
1:24 PM and also, have you thought about a car bomb instead of teh sniper?
1:25 PM me: renegade bus driver
taylorbotv23: or, anthrax in his soup
1:26 PM but if you really want to send a message, train a bear to rape him to death
1:27 PM me: i’d prefer training a mongoose to snipe him
1:28 PM taylorbotv23: they don’t have opposable thumbs retard
and really how good is the eyesight of a mongoose?
AND if it does its job, no one will know it was a mongoose
bear rape is the name of the game
1:30 PM me: shark attack on land
taylorbotv23: i like that
me: just go into his bedroom
and throw a 900 pound great white that hasn’t eaten for a week
taylorbotv23: we would have to design some sort of reverse scuda suit
scuba
1:31 PM me: FIREFIGHTERS PICKED IT UP FROM THE OCEAN AND DROPPED IT TO PUT OUT A FIRE
1:32 PM taylorbotv23: hmmm
can we also have the shark rape him?
1:33 PM me: we’d have a brothel of sex depraved baboons to soften him up before the shark attack
taylorbotv23: yes yes yes
1:34 PM i’m starting to think this is going to take alot of animal training lessons
unless we can find some naturally sex starved babboons
me: well
1:35 PM i think the time it would take us to do this
would still be less than the amount of years
before bengals win super bowl
taylorbotv23: but the payoff would be epic
1:36 PM me: it would be even better if it went down right before the bengals were in the super bowl
so they can win it for that guy that got raped by baboons and eaten by a shark
taylorbotv23: a ‘win one for the gipper’ type scenario
1:37 PM they’d probably even start a chartity for people who are raped by baboons and then eaten by a shark
me: the Brakowski foundation?
1:38 PM taylorbotv23: not just great white sharks though, I don’t think the charity should discriminate
well, I do think the charity should be named after us, we’re the ones who began baboon rape / shark eating awareness
1:39 PM
1:46 PM taylorbotv23: so, we need sex starved baboons, a helicopter or plane, a hungry shark, a reverse scuba suit, and knowledge about bratkowski’s whereabouts
Jun 15
Fancy Text
Wordle - Beautiful Word Clouds
This is a pretty cool generator that you may fun with. Lots of options to toy with the final product. I like to put in song lyrics.. Here is Death Cab for Cutie - I Will Possess Your Heart.
Jun 05
The ABC’s of Star Wars
Star Wars ABC - a set on Flickr
Really good artwork for 26 things from Star Wars, witty captioning included of course.
May 30
Scorched Washington
GameStop: Alqaeda steals image from FallOut 3
Pretty weird. That’s about all I have to say.
May 26
Miniature Awesome
Download schematics for making paper dolls of your favorite characters.. If you don’t like Stay Puft, Mario, or Master Chief… You still have Zoidberg…. You ALL still have Zoidberg.
May 17
Closer to the Yoda Club
This has long been my favorite mashup, and someone has set it to the Yoda dance video. Enjoy thoroughly.
May 15
Microsoft Looks to the Heavens
Microsoft’s stellar cartography program is in open beta.. Guided tours, lots of objects of interest, and apparently telescope connectivity, but the software/drivers site is temporarily cutting off downloads because of the huge influx due to this release.
Just one more thing for me to waste time with 
May 14
2 US States younger than a presidential nominee
Plutonium, Bugs Bunny, CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES?! Good stuff.
May 13
ZOMG REALITY
Sightseeing in Liberty City - a set on Flickr
I was wondering when one of these photo sets would surface. Pretty nifty. The only thing to make it complete is to get pics of pushing around bums and firefights with police.